It's a little ironic that Deadspin was finally credited on SportsCenter for "breaking" a story, which for whatever reason, does give it more of that elusive credibility in mainstream media.

Thankfully, Awful Announcing snagged it for us. Of course, it's the same day I run a video of myself getting hit in the face with a cookie sheet. Perfect. It's been an active couple of days.

Also: I apologize for that Jamboroo did not run today. Drew told me in the beginning of the week that he would not be writing his next column. I was supposed to substitute for him, but actually thought it was to be done Super Bowl week. He had a legitimate family reason for not writing this week (plus, there's no football, so that's another legitimate reason), but I apologize for not letting his readers know yesterday that he would be absent. I'll do my best to replicate some of his weekly genius Jamborooishness tomorrow. I have so many great Jew jokes that I want to share and blame on an inanimate shark image.

Thank you for your continued support of Deadspin and ass ointments.