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"Mommy, why is the man in the Steelers shirt showing the bad finger to the Steelers skeleton?" That was the question asked in this Maryland sports medicine facility recently, and no one really had an answer. Poor Steelers skeleton. Hopefully the deceased was not a victim of malpractice, or a Cardinals fan.

One thing we do know: The person behind the desk is the author of this blog. That should explain his general demeanor.