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New York Yankees fan and Deadspin reader Vincent sends along this picture from last night's Georgia Transplant Foundation fundraiser featuring Red Sox pitcher John Smoltz (that feels weird to type). Should we tell Vincent that Smoltz doesn't play for the Yankees? I say no - it's hard enough being a fan of a third-place team already.
Hi, I'm Pete Gaines, Jalopnik/Deadspin Combudsman, and the newest edition of Deadspin Weekend Daddy. You may have read my work in such places as "drunken rants in the comments of Deadspin" and "drunken rants in the comments of Jalopnik." AJ has kindly asked me to help steer the ship today, so send along your tips to email@example.com. Should be fun.