Livin large: Another young man has his dreams fulfilled by getting to hang out with a 7'7" human oddity. [Gunaxin]

Call collect next time: A hapless Chicago fan rang up a $27,000 wireless bill trying to watch a Bears game online. Don't tell him the final score, he still hasn't seen the end yet. [Slowbreaker]

Let's grapple!: A 45-year-old college student is the Ken Mink of wrestling. At least ... I hope he's a college student otherwise that's just creepy. [Bob's Blitz]

Disease free?: Is Stephon Marbury's reputation as a "team cancer" actually justified? Maybe it's more like team shingles or team lupus. [Major League Jerk]