Married to the mob?: Is Rick Pitino coaching Louisville or working undercover for the Miami PD? [Total Pro Sports]

What?: Note to reporters: If you're going to ask a coach a question on a conference call that everyone can year, really stop and think before you ask. Also, knowing anything about the team—like maybe their record—would help too. [The Sports Culture]

Astros FTW?: We've had ugly hockey and basketball uniforms, but I think baseball really has it down when it comes to a hideous sense of color and size. [Fan IQ]

Why are we doing this again?: Wait, are you saying that America is not taking the World Baseball Classic seriously? That is new information. [IWS Sports Blog]

Sad day: Paul Harvey talks about a dead jockey. And now you know the rest of ................... the story. [Online Sports Guys]