Two words. Fitted Hats: When playing golf in the desert for an entire week, try to protect your whole head from the sun. It's tough out there for the bald guys. [SimonOnSports]

All out of love: Ed Hightower has lost all of his old fans. Well, except one.... [Bleacher Report]

K-Mart sucks: Jeff Sagarin is apparently a crazy numbers savant. So that "Sagarin computer" is just his brain? [Indy Cornrows]

Good for him: Derrick Ward: Seventh round pick makes good. It's almost like drafting is not an exact science. [The Legend of Cecilio Guante]


A noble sacrifice: The Redskins sure are sorry that they laid you off, but Albert Haynesworth really needs that new boat. [Jobless and Less]