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The fans seated directly behind the coach know they're going to get some good face time ‚ÄĒ or, in this case, chest time ‚ÄĒ so it's great for the networks if that person just so happens to be, you know, somewhat attractive. Opposite case in point ‚ÄĒ the Purdue/Michigan State game. Thanks to the World According To Isaac, we find out CBS was less fortunate with their front-row eye candy :

I don't even think a Bedazzler could help that guy out.