Show us your John Vanbiesbroucks!: Well. Oh my. Maybe she just had open heart surgery and wanted to show off her scar?(SEMI-NSFW) [Total Pro Sports]

This should make PETA very happy: Thoroughbred racehorses from Northern Ireland are being eaten. There is an overabundance of glue in that region, so this makes sense. [Sports Rubbish]

Andruw Jones may soon be unemployed again: The 31-year-old's time with the Texas Rangers appears to be over. Remember when he was supposed to be the next Willie Mays? [Rumors and Rants]

HE CAN SEE THE FUTURE: One man tries to sell his completed NCAA bracket on eBay. Unless he's the guy from "29th Street," I'm not buying it. [ThreeIdiotsOnSports]