Some days, you wake up to emails containing videos of drunk billionaires verbally accosting Miami Heat star Dwyane Wade in a parking garage. Today is one of those days. (UPDATE)

So many questions, so little time. When did this happen? Why did this happen? Where did this happen? Who the hell is the drunken boob, why is he wearing a $20,000 white suit, and is he really, as the video alleges, a billionaire? I DEMAND ANSWERS.


Update: Should've guessed ‚ÄĒ Viral marketing. (HT: John)

Update #2: Ethan Jaynes of NESW Sports has figured out that it's probably a Converse viral marketing campaign.