Got an image you'd like to see in here first thing in the morning? Send it to firstname.lastname@example.org. Subject: Morning crap
This impromptu Michael Jackson tribute was executed by the lovely ladies of the LA Sol after they scored a goal over the Chicago Stars. Yes, it's women's soccer and a Michael Jackson tribute. That means the morning crap photos are getting slim. Please fix this, but please don't send me any more photos of baseball players picking their nose in the dug out. Unless they're knuckle deep or using a butter knife, then go right ahead.
Goooooood morning. The next couple days will be focused on you and only you.