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Because, readers, you've once again failed to deliver a suitable interesting morning photo so I can start my day the usual way (Grape Nuts, juice, semi-nude toe stretching) you're forced to endure this image of a young woman attempting to wrestle a pig. Pig wrestling, if you will. A practice that's extremely cruel and reflects poorly on society, according to one pig sympathizer.

While these activities may seem harmless on the surface, it only takes a moment to see the real cruelty involved. This particular family fun event consisted of children chasing around terrified pigs, slathered in mud, with the objective being to stuff the animal into a basket.

(PHOTO: Evansville Gleaner)

You know what else is cruel? Soundgarden breaking up.

So good morning to those who get mystified.