James Harrison, who is reportedly afraid of one perfectly dignified method of transportation, showed up to training camp in in a tiny German clown car. He is driving it for the children!

Q: What are the benefits of driving that?

A: Not that much on gas. Other than that, there's a lot of room, but not for the suitcases. It's fast, too. It'll go 90, 95.

Q: Not too worried about gas are you

A: No. Not too worried about gas. I just want to help the environment.

Of course. Of course James Harrison wants to help the environment.

(Also, someone is paying him.)