Fire Joe Morgan reunites and takes over this space next Wednesday but tomorrow, September 11, we have another lovable scamp who's graciously volunteered to button-push for us.

Choire Sicha. Former Gawker editor, book something or other, Awl dominatrix and esteemed kitten lover will guide this missile for most of the day. (Not a euphemism.)

You may not know this, but Mr. Sicha is an avid sports fan. (Total euphemism.)

He's gonna be great, though, and you'll have a wonderful time torturing each other.


Thanks for your continued support of Deadspin. Barry P brings the bologna hammer later tonight.

Silent. Gray. Etc.