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Get your mind out of the gutter. That's Matthias Schlittle, and he's an arm wrestler. That's the only way to beef up one arm so disproportionately that it looks like the dominant claw on a crab. If there were another way, every 14-year-old boy out there would look like this.

German Arm Wrestler Shows Off His Single Popeye-esque Limb [Daily Mail]


Greetings, gentle readers. After an oddly accurate recreation of Shirley Jackson's "The Lottery," I've been chosen to spend this Sunday with you.