2009 SHOTY Nominee: Jay MariottiWill Leitch12/08/09 12:00pmFiled to: Shoty 2009Filed to: Shoty 2009Shoty 2009sportshuman of the yearJay MariottiTopEmeritus491EditEmbiggenSend to EditorsPromoteShare to KinjaToggle Conversation toolsGo to permalinkIt is this reporter's opinion that if you say "Roger Ebert can kiss my ass," you are a bad person. It's just my philosophy.JAY MARIOTTI Began life as a blogger. Told Roger Ebert to kiss his ass. Projected. Pretended he wasn't a blogger. Wooed the ladies. Auto-summarized. Tossed from bar. Napped. Lurked.