•"FavreFAIL" catches us up on Terrell Owens' offseason training regimen. We hear he's holding out for a trade to Milan.
•"Dr_Van_Nostrand" appears to have us confused with AskMen.com. But we appreciate the effort.
•"rulesboy" finds the Dallas Morning News doing a little wishful thinking:
By the way, if the Mavericks can get LeBron for Butler and Dampier, they would do it in one second. In fact, they would probably let the Cavaliers pick anybody on the team not named Dirk, with the possible exception of Jason Kidd, and do the deal."
•"Manhattan" finds space penises, even in death.
•"caesarscott" caught an old man using a now-homophobic idiom no one knows, during a sport no one watches.
•"DrSexington" wants to alert you to a "Tiger Woods party" — bring three girls and get in free.
Keep those #tips coming, people. Not the ones about the knockoff handbags, though. We're full up.