For those of you who prefer not to waste valuable shopping time reading up on the latest football relationships, Abbey Clancy is the lucky model who has long been on the receiving end of Peter Crouch's deep midnight kisses.

Above, she is enjoying a photoshoot/interview, in which she analyses the state of the England team socks, before offering a thrilling prediction of things to come.

Abbey Clancy, thanks for your time.

This post, written by Josh Burt, is republished with permission from The Spoiler. Go there often if you like soccer stuff.