Who will it be this week? An ex-athlete? A porn star? A former comedian now better known for doing voiceovers in cartoons? A former bass player for Quiet Riot? Sign up for the Deadspin Facebook group and find out!
All those who reveal themselves as new members will be given this week's phone number. Email me and prove that you've signed up and then you can call the crap out of this person every time you see him on television.
A couple of hints:
* He has a beard
* He fits into none of the categories mentioned above.
Use it wisely.