You people are clearly talented, and clearly bored. Our contest will continue through tomorrow, and we'll keep adding new submissions until then, but here's a look at the early competition. (UPDATE: We have a winner!)

By commenter "jxmitchell"

By Leroy Corso of CarolinaSucks.com

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By commenter "BidwellBowtie"

By commenter "apd09"

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By Frank

By Andy

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By commenter "Tyreeeeeli"

By commenter "Reggie's Nephew"

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By commenter "With Ferentz Like These..."

By Betsy

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By Darryl

By commenter "apd09"

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By Alex, of The Sports Geeks

By commenter "urabi"

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By Tim

By commenter "With Ferentz Like These..."

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By Christian

By commenter "VonKaiserSoze"

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By Alex, of The Sports Geeks

By commenter "Ted Williams"

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By Douglas

By commenter "Reggie's Nephew"

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By Gordon

By commenter "donoley"

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By commenter "tardville"

By Darryl

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By commenter "Threat Level: Midnight"

By commeter "urabi"

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By commenter "apd09"

By commenter "wrecking_ball"

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By commenter "HebrewHammer"

By commenter "apd09"

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By BJ

By Ryan

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By Alex

By Chris

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By Leroy Corso of CarolinaSucks.com

By McLeanTheDream

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By commenter "MajerleAndMe"

By William

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By commenter "wrecking_ball"

By Chris

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By McLeanTheDream

By Tim

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By commenter "The Second Spitter"

By commenter "MMonte"

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By commenter "MMonte"

By commenter "Don Nelson's Kicks"

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By commenter "eRoCx"

By commenter "eRoCx"

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By commenter "eRoCx"

By commenter "eRoCx"

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By Geoff

By commenter "TheSunNeverSetsOnThunderDan"

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By Bucktown Skins Fan

By commenter "donoley"

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By Mark

By Tim

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By commenter "CurseOfBobbyLane"

By commenter "BidwellBowtie"

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By commenter "Pedro Cuatro Cinco"

By commenter "TheSunNeverSetsOnThunderDan"

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By commenter "Peter Nincompoop"

By commenter "CurseOfBobbyLane"

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By commenter "cbag"

By Topher

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By Brett

By Frank

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By commenter "TheRealNickBrophy"

By commenter "cbag"

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By commenter "KareemCheese"

By Mark

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By commenter "The Shotgun from Resident Evil 2"

By Mutton Chop Yaz

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By Mutton Chop Yaz

By commenter "I slept with your wife"

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By commenter "TheRealNickBrophy"

By commenter "Donnie_Iris"

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By Adam

By Adam

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By commenter "TheRealNickBrophy"

By commenter "Captain_Lou"

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By commenter "TheRealNickBrophy"

By Joe

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By Joe

By commenter "McLeanTheDream"

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By commenter "CurseOfBobbyLane"

By commenter "TheRealNickBrophy"

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By commenter "TheRealNickBrophy"

By commenter "TheRealNickBrophy"

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By commenter "TheRealNickBrophy"

By Monica

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By Brett

By Mutton Chop Yaz

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By Mutton Chop Yaz

By commenter "TheSunNeverSetsOnThunderDan"

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By commenter "cbag"

By commenter "Rod Beck's Bolero"

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By commenter "The_nutshot_heard_round_the_world"

By Christopher

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By commenter "Pulp Friction"

By commenter "TheRealNickBrophy"