Last time around, we didn't have that many goals and thus only a few chances to express woeful ignorance about other countries' cultures. This time? Eleven goals over six games. So let's get stupid.

We'll be back with another one of these after the last of today's games as well.

South Korea: Lee Jung-Soo (7') and Park Ji-Sung (51')
Argentina: Gabriel Heinze (5')
England: Steven Gerrard (3')
United States: Clint Dempsey (39')
Slovenia: Robert Koren (79')
Ghana: Asamoah Gyan (83')
Germany: Lukas Podolski (7'), Miroslov Klose (25'), Thomas Muller (67'), Cacau (69')

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