What a day, what a day. The U.S. advanced, but so did Germany and England. Australia put in a valiant effort and had two highlight-reel goals that will be ignored because of Landon Donovan's stunner.

Praise, schmaise, let's knock these unwashed furriners down to size by backing these highlights with some culturally insensitive music.

Tunes: Wham, Donovan, some dead yodeler, The Crocodile Dundee theme music, and Franz Ferdinand. H/T to the Socceroos for escaping this tournament without me breaking out the Savage Garden.