And with that, the Round of 16 is set. Spain salsa'd its way to the second round behind the mighty leg of David Villa and the Ivory Coast tried its damnedest to hang seven on the Bad Korea but came up short.

Recap, schmecap. Wouldn't it be nice if we could just watch some goal videos in which various stereotypes are expressed through culturally insensitive musical accompaniment? Yes, it would.

Tunes: Lee Dorsey and Julio Iglesias, and, as always, Charlie Mingus.

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