Let the Chris Hansen wine-cooler-and-Brillo-pad Silkwood shower begin:

During a two-hour online chat last month, Jeremy Green shared sexually explicit photos and videos of a toddler with a woman named "lendingmom12" ...

[He] said he couldn't wait for her to bring her three children to Connecticut, according to an arrest affidavit released Friday morning.

Unbeknownst to Green, who hid behind the screen name "jjack0721," the woman he'd been chatting with was a detective working undercover with the Taney County Missouri Sheriff's Department in Forsythe, Mo. [Hartford Courant]

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Green probably never claimed to a Coke-and-Kiddie-Porn expert, but he did stay at a Holiday Inn Express the night before lendingmom12 arrived.

Yes, Dennis Green's Son, Who Apparently Writes For ESPN, Had Some Kiddie Porn On His Computer (DAULERIO)

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