Tyson Gay beat Usain Bolt today in the 100m at the IAAF Track and Field Diamond League in Stockholm. It was Bolt's first loss in two years. I'm sure the headlines for this will be extremely tasteful.
Keeping a streak alive, let's break this down, Aural Secs-style, shall we? Let's let Glenn and the rest of the Misfits illustrate Tyson Gay's speed through their classic jam "Where Eagles Dare."