PGA Championship's next week. How's Tiger doing at his warm-up event in Akron?
On Saturday, Woods had five bogeys, a double-bogey and two birdies in a 5-over 75. He is 11 over - his worst score in relation to par through 54 holes since turning professional in 1996. The 75 is his worst third-round score in relation to par since the 2002 British Open, where he shot 81.
Egads. At least his "No. 1 mistress" Rachel Uchitel is doing alright. Oops. No she isn't.
[She] checked into another rehab facility after leaving VH1's "Celebrity Rehab," TMZ reported Saturday. Uchitel reportedly paid $20,000 to stay at the unnamed transitional living facility in Malibu, Calif., for 30 days — and picked the spot because it allowed her dogs to stay with her, according to the gossip website. [New York Post]
In unrelated news, Paraguayan Cell Phone Girl Larissa Riquelme is available online, and in nude, while Playboy's Miss July Shanna Marie McLaughlin eased her way into the University of Central Florida locker room for a racy shoot of her own. (H/Ts to Cameron Hekmatnia and Rick Wheeler).