"I went onstage and immediately, before I even got on stage, DUDES were throwing HUGE STONE ROCKS in my face, beer bottles that slit my eye open, almost burnt my hair on fire cuz they threw firecrackers on stage." [news.com.au]

Sounds about right. Pesky huge stone rocks.

In somewhat related news, Shawne Merriman signs a post-uninspired-holdout contract. [LA Times]

(Photo from TMZ)

(H/T an eager-to-see-comments Tomuban)