Brett Favre held a press conference today to officially announce he was returning to the Vikings for one more failed Super Bowl run. While he discussed the physical toll that the game has taken on him, it became clear: Brett's really old.
He talked so much about how his joints, shoulder, and arms were sore that we thought we were watching a Nolan Ryan Advil commercial. So we asked ourselves: What else it is that old people do? Aside from eat at five and watch CBS, they fart.