Alec Cortez, of San Bernardino Valley College, sent this video to more than 100 schools, just looking for a chance to show of his skills. And what skills they are.

From the questionable production values, to the way he hustles out an imaginary single (talking to himself all the way), to the way he showcases his training regimen before any actual baseball skills, we love everything about this video.

Also, Nelly!

And we want more. Athletes around the country have been sending coaches their recruiting videos in the hopes of landing a scholarship, and we know you've got your grubby little hands on some of them. So send them our way. Hopefully we can make shitting on the dreams of teenagers a regular feature.