Thanks to all who entered and voted in the Drunken Hookup Failure Contest. You have spoken ever so loudly. Our winner is Drew. H., one hot piece of... Here is his tender FAIL re-enacted for your pleasure.

Read Drew's full story here (Entry 5).

Drew just scored tickets to see The Switch and a free (really expensive) genetic profile from 23andMe. The other vote-getters snagged tickets to the movie. [Official contest rules here.]

And go see an epic drunken hookup story—The Switch, a heartwarming story of best friends, a drunken night and a pregnancy gone awry starring Jennifer Aniston and Jason Bateman.