Fast forward in your mind's eye to the next World Cup and what do you see? Silly new match balls? Droning horns? Stadiums full of girls with mobile phones placed between their knockers hoping to make a fortune?

It worked for Larissa Riquelme, who is now so popular with the punters that standard 2-D nudie pics of her just don't seem to cut it any more. Hence, she's been given the weird blurry red-and-green treatment in the latest issue of the gentlemanly porno mag, Playboy.

Those hoping to see filthy pictures from this experiment would be wise to visit our pals at Pies.

This post, written by Josh Burt, is republished with permission from The Spoiler. Go there often if you like soccer stuff.