Ines Sainz, you've made us so icky. But there are other things to read about on the site besides Mexican ladies with giant gumpers. If you joined the Deadspin Facebook page, you would know that already.

Or not, actually. Jeez, looking at it now, 50% of the stories are about Ines Sainz. Sorry about that. We promise we'll be less boob-oriented as soon as this news cycle passes.

Oh, what's that? What's up with Alexia Fortunato? Well, scumbags, she's enjoying the new commenting system. I do not believe she's Mexican. But let's check in with her anyway.

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