Lesson No. 1 learned when you go to Tucson to watch your college-football team do battle with the Arizona Wildcats? If you're married to a white dude, you can talk all the race smack you want.

Thankfully, someone brought a camera to the only crowded section when Arizona outpointed Iowa 34-27 last Saturday, lest we wouldn't have seen the magic that is a buxom fan flexing her they-got-my-back muscles, Alvin Greene's doppelganger, a Latino with white pom-poms and some dude wearing what appears to be a Circle K bandana.