Things you should do with your child: play with them, read to them, keep them clothed and fed. Things you should not do: get high and tape them to the wall for your own amusement. Good job, teenage Lincoln couple.

Gawker had this story earlier, but they clearly missed the lede: the 22-month-old is wearing a Nebraska onesie. All the better for your child's support and comfort when you use electrical tape to stick him up on the wall.

Police said the couple, who were 'were high after a night of partying', taped the child to the wall for their entertainment - not to discipline him.

Because that would have been more acceptable.