Ever wonder what a song about financial aid that samples Free Fallin' would sound like? How about a bunch of bros rap-defending Taylor Swift? Or an acoustic take on Axe Shower Gel?

Me either. And I'm furious I had to after seeing this video about the Marquette basketball team that a tipster sent in. "Blind rage" doesn't nearly describe the pain brought on by 10 minutes of "Spanish Odonnells" research. We play like hurricanes, or tsunami winds? All we do is win? I count 12 losses last year, including a first round tourney loss to Washington, and nine in 2008-09.

Somebody in Milwaukee, step up and bring an end to this.