Quite the game tonight. Division leaders vs. an early contender trying to stay in the thick of things. A QB returning to the team he failed to save, then disappointed. Yup, plenty of reasons to watch this one.

You want storylines? We've got storylines. Santonio Holmes is back. Darrelle Revis will play — and cover Randy Moss. Young Mark Sanchez facing the Williams Wall.

If nothing else had happened last week, this would be one of the most intriguing MNF matchups in recent memory. Now? It's appointment television.

So tune in, and use this space to make your little jokey-jokes.

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