The internet says KLST is a real CBS affiliate in San Angelo, Texas, so I'll just roll with it. Dude's hand really works it from the Rio Grande tip line to the Texarkana/Shreveport satchel, don't it?

(H/T Drew S.)

Thank you for your continued support of Deadspin. Could get ugly in the 215 tonight. Good ugly. Bad ugly. I'll let you know which in the morning.