Click to view Last night, Hannah Storm was on hand for Heat-Celtics game coverage and wore a dress and boots. Hannah Storm wears dresses and boots quite often, but it led to an assortment of heavy-breathing on Twitter.
Last night on Twitter, Barry, rhetorically asked, "Are people typing all these Hannah Storm Tweets with their boners?"
What did he mean, I wondered, so I headed off to Twitter myself to find out. Here are the findings (Twitter accounts quoted here are listed at bottom).
First we have the tsk-tskers:
Hannah storm walks a thin line in terms of appropriate clothing.
Hannah storm needs to dress a little more professional, no wonder woody paige called her out a year ago.
o hannah storm. you should know better by now. maybe she wants inappropriate messages left on her voicemail and dick pics.
Some sought to be above the fray:
Hannah Storm can get it. And when I say 'it', I mean 'entirely way too much attention from the internet'.
Others, not so much:
Don't want to get suspended like Kornheiser so I'll play it safe & say Hannah Storm dresses like a total whore these days
Hannah storm is like an old maid cougar that is desperately seeking attention in the pride # fail # jimgraysux
The breathing-into-the-phone crowd showed up with gusto.
Hannah Storm is kind of hot.
Hannah storm a pretty white lady
Oh, and Hannah Storm though...? # cougar ass # yamp could STILL get it.
Hannah Storm always dresses mad slutty lol
good lord Hannah Storm
WoW! Hannah Storm going street corner on the # NBA coverage. She brought more Heat than the Heat last night
Hannah Storm was so hot last night on SportsCenter I had to switch it to standard definition until I could pull myself together. # niceboots
Holy god Hannah Storm is hot!
isnt today's bigger story not the mihammy heat losing, but hannah storm's cocktail dress and [redacted] boots?
I want to bone Hannah Storm.
Hannah Storm can get her tits licked in public..
[Editor's note: Wow.]
Luckily, the sorta charming were there to make it all ok.
If I was a professional athlete I would definitely take Hannah storm out on the town maybe a romantic boat ride or somethin then dinner
That was fun. Can't wait until next time.
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