Herschel Walker won the 1982 Heisman, cost the Minnesota Vikings five players and eight draft picks in 1989, was on the 1992 U.S. bobsled team, lost on The Apprentice in 2009 and plans his second MMA bout next month.

A regular Renaissance man.

"The goal with Herschel's next fight is to put him in a little more competitive environment and let him test his skills," said Strikeforce "Henderson vs. Babalu" promotion CEO Scott Coker.

Yep, this'll end well.

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