The bad news about Cam Newton's defenestration of a stolen laptop when police arrived: it broke. The good news: all the tech folks tasked with fixing it got to have a little fun first.

Web design company 352 Media Group did all they could, but the 5-year old Dell that took a tumble from a dorm room window was a lost cause. They were at least able to salvage the hard drive, and send us a few photos of them doing what any red-blooded American would do with college football's most famous stolen property since the Oregon frathouse projector.