The Miami Heat organization was ridiculed earlier in the year for its dumb "Fan Up" campaign, which instructed the team's fans in proper behavior at American Airlines Arena. Then there's that man on the left.

Let's recap what it takes to "Fan Up" for the Heat this season:

Got it? Good. This was taken in the men's room last Monday night during the Hornets game.

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Addendum: "Fan Up...means being sober and sane enough to not pull your pants down at the public urinal so that other fans don't have to see your big hairy ass, for Christ's sake."

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