You think celebrity shindigs just happen? Please. Corporate synergy requires at least 12 slides of PowerPoint.

Business Insider got their hands on the presentation given to potential sponsors for LeBron James's big birthday bash in Miami next week. The event will be "royal themed fitting for a birthday celebration of a king."

What do sponsors get, for their minimum $10,000? Hard to tell through all the corporate buzzwords, but I'm pretty sure your logo gets put up around the party, and your shit gets given away in goody bags. This is totally worth it for Dan Gilbert, right?

Here's The Presentation LeBron James Used To Get Sponsors For His Birthday Party [Business Insider]


Yeah, we're wrapping up a little early today. But fret not: we'll be here tomorrow, so you won't be stuck spending time with your family or breathlessly following NORAD tracking Santa.