Here's the subject line of an email sent by tipster Kadinsky of Milwaukee: "I see your snow dong..." The point comes into focus after the ellipsis: "and raise you a pair of snow tits. with sculpted bush." That's all you had to say, MF.

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Suffice it to say, Kadinsky and anybody in her artistic harem are hereby declared winners of America's snow-genitalia sculpting contest. Congratulations. (The runner-up from the last-minute entries — over there to the left — came from Asheville, NC.)

A Lot Of Time Went Into Crafting This Snow Dong [Deadspin]

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The Chicago Snow Dong Seemingly Inspired A National Art Contest [Deadspin]

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