Tipster Jon R. reports that Ray Lewis "made an impromptu visit to Elon University for their spring football game last week and gave a very powerful speech. ... The game was actually postponed due to thunderstorms." Story moral: God hates people who listen to Ray Lewis giving very powerful speeches.

In case you're wondering, yes, Elon University actually does have a football team. They're called the Phoenix and they play Vanderbilt, Appalachian State and — for homecoming — Chattanooga. They also lost 41-27 to Duke last year, which is nowhere near easy to do.