Tipster Dan B. captured this screen grab of Rory McIlroy's post-first-round interview at the U.S. Open today. For the record, the lad's up three strokes on the guy to whom he lost a four-stroke, final-day lead at the Masters. For the prosecution, this picture should serve as adequate evidence for a conviction should the lad not show up tomorrow.

Rory McIlory fires 65, leads U.S. Open by 3 [Baltimore Sun]