Day Two of the latest Jose Canseco sad-clown meltdown saw him preaching from the mountaintop ("Be careful with woman who show off there tits and ass and think that's a career"), real-talking ("I will never forget or forgive what u said to me leila ur evil"), serving as the phone company's Green Pages ("Compliments of vanessa call leila 9257191217 don't forget bring the pot") and spell-checking ("wholesome").

One day, we're all going to have to answer for not intervening, people.