One of Dan Steinberg's readers directed him to a video (see below) in which a jeweler shows off one of the more absurdly blingy items a professional athlete has ever commissioned. It's a black-and-white diamond encrusted silverback gorilla chain for Redskins tackle Trent "Silverback" Williams. Supposedly, it's worth between $100,000 and $150,000. Even the diamond gorilla has a diamond stud in its ear. Only two kinds of men get to wear this kind of thing out in public: Very large men and heavily armed men.
Trent Williams's ‘Silverback' chain [DC Sports Bog]