Look at your hands, Deadspin. See that red stuff? It's blood.
Mere days after we offer you the exciting story of a Deadspin reader who sent Jay Cutler—well, actually, his betrothed, Kristin Cavallari—the eight shot glasses listed on his wedding registry, Cutler left Cavallari. The horror.
This is not the fairy-tale ending Kristin Cavallari was hoping for.
After just 10 months together, Cavallari and Chicago Bears quarterback Jay Cutler have called off their engagement, a source confirms to PEOPLE.
"She got dumped," says another source. "She's absolutely devastated. She can't believe this is happening."
Between you, me, and the lamppost, Jay Cutler might not be that nice a guy. Just positing it. And as for your shot glasses, reader James, I'd expect Devin Hester to be 'round soon. I hear he's great with returns.
Kristin Cavallari and Jay Cutler Call Off Engagement [People.com, h/t tomuban]