For the record, the Battle Creek Bombers defeated the Madison Mallards 4-1 in some Northwoods League minor-league baseball action on Wednesday night.

Also for the record, the whole Green Man charging the field ‚ÄĒ to organ music, no less ‚ÄĒ and escaping through an outfield wall manned by his pal Yellow Man smells a little bit like attention-needy gimmickry. Regardless, the announcer's commitment to getting through his celebrating-birthdays-today list is to be commended.