A Poem For Albert Haynesworth, Composed Solely Of Media DescriptionsBarry Petchesky7/28/11 2:10pmFiled to: Albert HaynesworthFiled to: Albert HaynesworthPoetryWashington RedskinsNew England Patriots40EditSend to EditorsPromoteShare to KinjaToggle Conversation toolsGo to permalinkAwful Albert, Abysmal Albert: Attitude-afflicted wash-up. Massive and huge and fat and lazy and difficult.A sadistic sulky mountain, disgruntled.Disgruntled, Disgruntled, Disgruntled.Pain in the locker room, thorn in the side, waste of roster space.Discontented malcontent, fickle painful volatile handful. Motivationally-challenged mess. Ten-dollar underachiever.AdvertisementA controversial character-concern with character issues. So-called troubled, talented and troubled, troubling troublesome trouble.Horrible aching pain in the gall bladder.