Scott Seroka of KARE 11 News in Minneapolis just wanted to tease a back-to-school angle about local high-school football teams returning to two-a-day practices the following week. Closed captioning for the hearing impaired took it from there and added some sexual seasoning.

Closed captioning blooper [PunchAKitty] (H/T Beau)

Local News Captioning Blooper - Two a day what? [YouTube]